When we heard that Rihanna would be showing her River Island collection during London Fashion Week last month, we were impressed. The Brit fashion capital has become a place where we look forward to catching some of the most innovative looks of the season. We thought: OK, Rihanna, bring it.

But then the show debuted and our positivity began to wane. As the reviews rolled in, we started to realize that this wasn’t the fashion world triumph that was anticipated. “Rihanna’s collection for River Island as brought forth in London tonight was a horror show,” wrote The Daily Beast.

“It wasn’t Rihanna Plane levels of bad, but it wasn’t great,” wrote Pedestrian TV. {REST OF THE STORY IS here}