Transport Ministry notes sluice gate in Worthing is open ’til 26th Nov by 6 am
The Ministry of Transport, Works and Water Resources advises the public
that the sluice gate in Worthing was open from six this morning of Wednesday 25th November until 6:00 A.M., tomorrow, Thursday 26th November.
Persons should refrain from bathing at beaches in the environs of Worthing at this time (Including and especially Richard Sealy & John Boyce).
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