ABANDON 21ST CENTURY ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE – DRESS CODE IN EFFECT FOR BAOBAB TOWER, HAIL NEO-COLONIALISM!

Members of the public are reminded that they must be properly attired and behave in a professional manner when doing business at the Baobab Tower.

(ADMITTEDLY, THIS PART IS UNDERSTANDABLE) According to a notice from Property Manager, Marvin Beckles, no tight or revealing attire, back-out or belly-out clothing, miniskirts, halter tops, short dresses and short pants will be allowed. Additionally, persons' underwear should not be exposed.

(ADMITTEDLY, THIS PART IS UNDERSTANDABLE) According to a notice from Property Manager, Marvin Beckles, no tight or revealing attire, back-out or belly-out clothing, miniskirts, halter tops, short dresses and short pants will be allowed. Additionally, persons’ underwear should not be exposed.

Visitors to the building are also asked to note that no curlers, head ties or scarves should be worn. In addition, proper footwear must be worn, as no bare feet or flip flops will be allowed. Also, no sunglasses or motorcycle helmets should be worn while in the building.

In addition, customers must silence their mobile phones when entering the building, and refrain from loud and excessive conversations while on mobile phones, in the lobbies, or on the elevators. (JC/BGIS)

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