Carrying coals to Newcastle? Drunkard Allegedly Tried To Take Kitten Into Florida Strip Club: Arrested For Telephone Abuse
I’m too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
Everett Lages was held outside of Emerald City strip club in Murdock, Florida for repeatedly calling 911 after the owner prohibited him from entering with a kitten, according to a Charlotte County Sheriff’s statement.
When Emerald City’s owner told the 47-year-old man to leave, he instead sat down outside and called the cops, the release said.
Lages appeared intoxicated when deputies arrived, prompting authorities to call him a taxi, according to the release.
The kitten-carrier refused to tell the cab driver where he lived and instead kept calling 911 – despite sheriff’s deputies still being at the scene – so they had no choice but to arrest him.