Rihanna decides her debut film role as typecast: Chooses to be dominatrix in “Last Dragon” remake opposite Samuel L. Jackson

This movie was not a hit in the first place, why do you want to return to vomit?

This movie was not a hit in the first place, why do you want to return to old vomit?

My thanks to eagle-eyed Bajans in Canada for this one… Wow, what a stretch for Rihanna – from going to parties in pasties and prancing naked in silver paint, she now gets to play a Dominatrix no less in a remake of the already cheesy Motown flick, The Last Dragon. So much for her “Rude Boy” phase – it was cool while it lasted!

According to Gossip-Grind, she’ll be alongside Samuel L. Jackson (Wonder if Sam is still wincing from his role as the octopus when he destroyed Will Eisner’s iconicThe Spirit in that Frank Miller fiasco?) and may have to study for the part? With all she’s done in her short span, one needs to query as to why? here’s what they claim;-

She has landed an incredibly challenging role alongside Samuel L. Jackson. But it’s not a part for the faint-hearted. She will play a super sexy, super kinky dominatrix,” one gossip gabs.

Unlike his ghastly role as "Octopus," this time Jackson must have hair similar to "Pulp Fiction" or, another glorified Pimp

Unlike his ghastly role as "Octopus," this time Jackson must have hair - similar to "Pulp Fiction" or, another glorified Pimp

She has been told to research the part – and this could well include a trip to an S&M dungeon.”

In a New Zealand online entertainment site, she stated this role helps fulfill one of her ultimate goals;-

Rihanna recently said she was planning to broaden her horizons this year. She doesn’t want to be known as just a singer, and would love to have several different careers.

There is so much I want to do. I would love to try my hand at acting. I just want to keep getting better,” she said. “I’ll hopefully be making movies and having something to do with fashion as well as making music in years to come.”

Realising she can only embarrass herself so many times, Rihanna dons camo pants hoping to blend in with scenery native to the central part of the island from which she hails, the one she dissed not so long ago. Ironic, no?

Realising she can only embarrass herself only so many times, Rihanna dons camo pants hoping to blend in with scenery native to the central part of the island from which she originally hails, the same isle she dissed not so long ago. Ironic, no?

Of course this is just the right time for next year’s Oscars or Golden Globes? Then again there’s always the Hasty Pudding from Harvard or Yale and even the Razzies

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  3. Let’s all get say a prayer for our Rihanna. Do it now before it’s too late.

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