Tiger Woods’ Dilemma if written by Clement Moore – ATTN/NSFW: Nudity, NC-17
Despite what some females may feel, you gotta wonder – can you really blame Tiger for all those chicks? After all, he’s human not a monk, plus? Lordy, his wife and his choice of affairs show his taste is for ‘Nuff Woman in he women! Damn, was on Ye Olde Facebook and saw this rhyme from Laura Hunte which suits the photos, get a cold shower afterwards and let BR know what you think;-
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin’, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin’ them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin’ and pleadin’,
Tiger’s wife went investin’ — a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
“If you’re gettin’ laid then I’m gettin’ paid.”
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.