Cantankerous Old Fart in Lone Star state leaves huge tip for abused waitress as his Last Rites (PG-13: Mild Language)
During the span of George Bush Jr’s reign in the White House this old man would make get close to sinning her soul at a Tex-Mex cantina with his stinking attitude, little realising would not be in Heaven, but here on Earth…
When she was , she stated the obvious reason for her reaction was the perpetual temper of her customer –
She made sure his food was as hot as he wanted, even if it meant he burned his mouth. And she smiled through his demands and curses. The 89-year-oldobviously appreciated it, leaving the waitress $50,000 and a 2000 Buick when he died.
Swords, a World War II veteran, died in July. But Salazar learned just a few days before Christmas that he had left her the money and car.
Since she swallowed her pride in many an engagement with the geezer, and considering his last name – you may have to be careful how you pose this, but you could say she was a Sword-Swallower?