ILLINOIS – Baby ‘Bubba’ Brandishes A Beretta: US Bureaucracy has lazy eye

Repeat after me – I have NOT seen everything and such a phenomenon probably will not happen until after I kick the bucket!

Can you say “RETARDED“? Why am I going on so? This CNN/AP story from Illinois –

BubbaLudwig can’t walk, talk or open the refrigerator door — but he does have his very own Illinois gun permit.

The 10-month-old, whose given name is Howard David Ludwig, was issued a firearm owner’s identification card after his father, Howard Ludwig, paid the $5 fee and filled out the application, not expecting to actually get one.

The card lists the baby’s height (2 feet, 3 inches), weight (20 pounds) and has a scribble where the signature should be.

Would that not indicate that something is up? A SCRIBBLE?? Look how easy it is for a body to get a gun five bucks and an infant! This is their view on the screening process they use –

There are no age restrictions on the cards, an official said.

Illinois State Police oversee the application process. Their purpose, said Lt. Scott Compton, is to keep guns out of the hands of convicted felons, those under an order of protection and those convicted of domestic violence.

Does a 10-month-old need a FOID card? No, but there are no restrictions under the act regarding age of applicants,” he said.

Great, so as your newborn draws first breath fly over to Illinois with half a sawbuck and you can have a gun-toting toddler!

This is not the best part – here’s the punchline in stages, it seems Bubba Sr got the license as his Grandpa got Bubba Jr a Beretta… Which they’ll allow him to use – WHEN HE’S 14 YRS OLD!! You ever hear more sh**e? Sad thing is, ppl will laugh this off and that’s how Virginia Tech, Oklahoma bombers and the Columbine Massacre are made as everyone listens to Bush/Cheney’s hype about Islamic Extremists and make folk assume all Muslims are evil! The Cho Seung-Hui‘s, Timothy McVeighs and the teenage rampagers of this world are far more insidious, they are us!

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