Robyn Fenty came back to her homeland to catch up on old times with her schoolfriends – pretty pedantic bullshit as news goes, huh? As one of my former supervisors at CBC would say, “That’s not SEXY enough” – so how about?

Rihanna Goes Wild in Barbados

Is that SEXY enough? No, oh, let’s see – “...frolicked on the beach with two of her friends, in what seems like an impromptu Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition shoot..”

If you see the mini-movie on the above link then you’ll realise why this article started the way it did, I mean, she came home and checked up on pals and horsed around – what’s the big frickin’ deal?

Her real name is Robyn Fenty and she caught up on what she missed here while getting deals with Cover Girl & LG, so when she goes for a swim – you must invade her privacy?

If you become a celebrity or prominent personality, you must be a priest or cardinal? Even then, aren’t there allegations of molestation? Then what? A statue? Get a Life, bub!